I want to move to the country that Obama is from

Rainbows n Unicorns

Eatgrueldog

I held it down and didn’t churl. I was also able to maintain my composure and not stab my television. Yes, that’s right, I watched the entire state of the union address.  I was wide eyed and fascinated as the dear leader described how peachy keen things were. Apparently unbeknownst to any of us, we live in a thriving economy  that is busily churning out goods like never before seen in history.  Unemployment is at an historic 5 year low, we have added 80,000 jobs and manufacturing is producing goods at a rate unseen since world war II.   About halfway through the speech I decided that this land of honey and candy coated unicorns sounded so good that I must emigrate there to get my fair share. It was a wonderful place that he described in his starry eyed performance and I decided that I must go. Then my wife…

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