Grey Enigma Rant re: “Home invasion: How to protect your family at TODAY.com

Read this metro-sexual tripe, if you can stomach it…

Home invasion: Jeff Rossen shows how to protect your family – TODAY.com.2012-07-23-NBC-TDAY-Rossen

Wasp spray? Car keys? Treat them “like royalty?”  Is he fucking kidding me?

Hey Jeff Rossen, I have a question for you:  Have you ever been in a fight? Are you a husband?  A father?  Much of a man?  In short, what the fuck are you talking about?

You see you grew up in toney Happauge, Long Island, NY – 93.5% white and with a median family income of $101,000, give or take.  Not exactly a hot bed of B&E, assaults, rapes and kidnappings as I recall.  Had you come up through, say, East New York, Yonkers, Newark or Jersey City perhaps you would have different, less academic and more visceral take on your “strategy”.

How about this alternative Jeffrey:  My Remington 870 loaded progressively with No8, No4 and 00 buckshot next to your bed instead of your can of wasp spray, car keys, hand lotion and copy of 50  shades of grey?

Grow up, put on your  big-boy  pants, and accept  that you have a duty to bear unpleasantness on behalf of your family that transcends the use of bug spray.  You do us all a disservice by pretending to opine from a position of authority or erudition.

You would have lasted about 4 days where I grew up.

4 thoughts on “Grey Enigma Rant re: “Home invasion: How to protect your family at TODAY.com

  1. American Patriot 09/09/2014 / 9:51 AM

    I will point out, don’t knock the wasp spray until you’ve tried it. Wasp spray is a tried and true chemical warfare that is LEGAL to own – on a yacht in the Caribbean when you can’t have guns (because of foreign laws saying you’ll be arrested and thrown into a dungeon someplace). When you’re boarded by “pirates” (usually a couple of down-on-their-luck dumb asses) and you hit them with the spray of a 40′ wasp spray… they stop, and usually curl up like a bug.

    On the other hand, in America… you shoot them. 🙂

    On the other hand (third hand) those comments about hand lotion and 50 Shades of Gray – were dead on target. LMAO!

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    • The Grey Enigma 09/09/2014 / 1:33 PM

      Yes, I know… you are right, and I know I was over the top but these little punks giving out advice to the uninitiated … well.. it just gets to me. That said, a blast of hornet spray in the peppers WILL get your attention and, 12 gauge out of reach – I’ll take the Orth0 Bug-Blaster.

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